RULIZOW, PERFORMANCE ARTIST
Last night, in the Baslow living room, Rulizow performed her new lounge act, singing "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" much the way Bill Murray took on "Star Wars". She sort of oozed around the song, caressing an imaginary microphone, adopting precocious poses, slinking here and there. We stood and watched, dumbfounded. "It's a JOKE!" she informed us, "Isn't it FUNNY?".
Well, yes, funny, certainly. Very amusing.
Frightening as all hell, too.