RECHARGING THE ELECTRIC OMNIUMGATHERUM
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Baslow is painfully aware that he has allowed his Electric Omniumgatherum to slip into stagnation. He is aware that he has, to an alarming degree, "lost that blogging feeling". He has undertaken a 43-point self-help program to address those (numerous) deficiencies of character which have allowed such a sorry state of affairs to develop. He intends to revive the Omniumgatherum, both in his heart and in your attentions.
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